I'm making my list, checking it twice
Of course, I'd rather be naughty than nice.
I found this and she would make a grand addition to my collection:
Fatty Patty Inflatable Jumbo Love Doll $19.99
Reg. Price $29.99Her blood type is Ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron her pants in the driveway every morning! She's Fatty Patty and she's livin' large and in charge! With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chinese phone book, she's so big she's got her own zip code! So take this jumbo babe home with you tonight (if you can carry her) Her 2 colossal love holes are begging for you to fill 'em up! Air Pump not included
Now, in reality, she's not the lady in the photo on the box, and does she have 3 holes or just two. Perhaps just 2 because the price has been reduced by 1/3. If so, which holes? That would make a difference, at least to me. I'll let the reader guess which hole I could live without!
I searched the web, and found a few images of the real Fatty Patty and she's EXCITING. I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little FUDGE action!
She's fun when you are shopping: