......or should I say cumming. I'm making my list, checking it twice Of course, I'd rather be naughty than nice.
I found this and she would make a grand addition to my collection:
Fatty Patty Inflatable Jumbo Love Doll $19.99 Reg. Price $29.99Her blood type is Ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron her pants in the driveway every morning! She's Fatty Patty and she's livin' large and in charge! With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chinese phone book, she's so big she's got her own zip code! So take this jumbo babe home with you tonight (if you can carry her) Her 2 colossal love holes are begging for you to fill 'em up! Air Pump not included
Now, in reality, she's not the lady in the photo on the box, and does she have 3 holes or just two. Perhaps just 2 because the price has been reduced by 1/3. If so, which holes? That would make a difference, at least to me. I'll let the reader guess which hole I could live without!
I searched the web, and found a few images of the real Fatty Patty and she's EXCITING. I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little FUDGE action!
"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." ~ Oscar Wilde I am coveting this book, only thirty two pages, but they say size doesn't matter. Love Doll Factory. Photographs by Marco van Duyvendijk and Xiaxiao Xu. Marco van Duyvendijk, 2013. 32 pp., 20 color illustrations, 6½x8".
In early 2012 photographers Marco van Duyvendijk and Xiaoxiao Xu visited the Ya Mei Plastic Factory. This small factory, in Zhejiang province, China, produce love dolls. The book Love Doll Factory is a small tribute to the factory and it’s workers. Love Doll Factory is a delightful little book, made in loveable pink colours and with a highly enjoyable soft touch cover. http://www.photoeye.com/bookstore/citation.cfm?catalog=ZF403&i=&i2=
While she may saver your life, she could lose her life and usefulness if you use her for a purpose for for which she wasn't designed. Remember, real "wood", sticks, etc are sharp and could cause her injury.
I saw this on Amazon and had to put it on my wish list. Perhaps I'll wait a while to decide. I was brought up in a Jewish household and wonder if this would be wrong. It seems it would be such a mechaye on a quiet night.
Unfortunately, my girls get old and I hate to cast them aside. Babette was getting a little soft and therefore, I was losing interest in her. There are no blue pills for these girls, and I hate to cast them aside. Even though she is patched and worn from many long nights, I can't simply toss her to the curb in the blue bin with so many old magazines, gourmet coffee bags and empty Just-For-Men bottles . Still beautiful even with her wrinkles, she rests next to the bed that Wegman sleeps on. Maybe with a bit of peanut butter Weggie may become interested in her.............. It's only fair if I have my Little Love Ewe, that Weggie has someone to romp with.