Sunday, November 10, 2013

Shazam - Happy 238th Anniversary, USMC

As Gomer Pyle would say, Surprise, surprise, surprise!




The link above appears to be dead, sorry for the 90 degree tilt:

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Christmas is coming!

......or should I say cumming.
I'm making my list, checking it twice
Of course, I'd rather be naughty than nice.

I found this and she would make a grand addition to my collection:


Fatty Patty Inflatable Jumbo Love Doll  $19.99

Reg. Price $29.99Her blood type is Ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron her pants in the driveway every morning! She's Fatty Patty and she's livin' large and in charge!  With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chinese phone book, she's so big she's got her own zip code! So take this jumbo babe home with you tonight (if you can carry her) Her 2 colossal love holes are begging for you to fill 'em up!  Air Pump not included

Now, in reality, she's not the lady in the photo on the box, and does she have 3 holes or just two.  Perhaps just 2 because the price has been reduced by 1/3.  If so, which holes?  That would make a difference, at least to me. I'll let the reader guess which hole I could live without!

I searched the web, and found a few images of the real Fatty Patty and she's EXCITING.  I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little FUDGE action!







She's fun when you are shopping:




She'll lay quietly by your side, waiting for you............



And even engage in a little lezzie action if you take her camping!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w403zMd1wLg

And in the photo below, it appears she's a multi-cultural gal.  Watch out for that big sword.  Hopefully, it's not a deflating experience!!






If you're thinking of me and wondering what I'd like as a gift to celebrate the birth of Christ Jesus, this would have me LIVING LARGE, in more ways than one.

I love books!

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all."
~ Oscar Wilde

I am coveting this book, only thirty two pages, but they say size doesn't matter.
Love Doll Factory. 
Photographs by Marco van Duyvendijk and Xiaxiao Xu. 
Marco van Duyvendijk, 2013. 32 pp., 20 color illustrations, 6½x8". 

In early 2012 photographers Marco van Duyvendijk and Xiaoxiao Xu visited the Ya Mei Plastic Factory. This small factory, in Zhejiang province, China, produce love dolls. The book Love Doll Factory is a small tribute to the factory and it’s workers. Love Doll Factory is a delightful little book, made in loveable pink colours and with a highly enjoyable soft touch cover. 
http://www.photoeye.com/bookstore/citation.cfm?catalog=ZF403&i=&i2=

Hopefully, my Secret Santa is reading this blog.

If I ever get to Russia

Someday, I'll get over to Russia.
If I'm so fortunate, I'll plan my trip around this event........better than the Olympics



Watch the video!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d0AbGR7b_Rs




Saturday, July 20, 2013

Tour de France 2013 - Stage 18


What's up ahead for the leader of Stage 18?


The winner, Christophe Riblon is cheered on by one of our soft pink friends. 

 I hope she gave him a congratulatory ride of her own.


and a look back!


More views of this gorgeous polymer princess can be seen on the video below at just after 4:05

Friday, July 19, 2013

Never Use your Friend as a PFD!


While she may saver your life, she could lose her life and usefulness if you use her for a purpose for for which she wasn't designed.  Remember, real "wood", sticks, etc are sharp and could cause her injury.

They were told off by police who warned that the blow-up toy was "not a recognised flotation device".

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Weeee Weeee Weeee all the way home

I saw this on Amazon and had to put it on my wish list.  Perhaps I'll wait a while to decide.  I was brought up in a Jewish household and wonder if this would be wrong.  It seems it would be such a mechaye on a quiet night.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Twilight Years



Unfortunately, my girls get old and I hate to cast them aside.  Babette was getting a little soft and therefore, I was losing interest in her.  There are no blue pills for these girls, and I hate to cast them aside. Even though she is patched and worn from many long nights, I can't simply  toss her to the curb in the blue bin with so many old magazines, gourmet coffee bags and empty Just-For-Men bottles . Still beautiful even with her wrinkles, she rests next to the bed that Wegman sleeps on.  Maybe with a bit of peanut butter Weggie may become interested in her..............
It's only fair if I have my Little Love Ewe, that Weggie has someone to romp with.

Friday, June 14, 2013

I've always been the black sheep in my family.


But she REALLY turns me on and color shouldn't matter in this day and age.
I call her my "Little Love Ewe".  I'm just getting to know her, but I know I can fill her needs as she fills mine.