Monday, September 21, 2015

Rubber Duckie, You're the one!

Remember this little song?
Now we know why Ernie loved his Duckie so much............!

And you can find one for yourself, but remember to treat her like a lady.

Get yours HERE!

(and see how long it takes to get that song out of your head)

If you love somebody.........................

“If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.”    ~  Kahlil Gibran


What is the significance?
I don't see the link to these two photos on the blog linked below.

The beautiful lady photographed would be as big as the Hindenberg if she consumed many of the disgusting confections pictured........Oh The HUMANITY!

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving!

It's been a while. I have no excuses. I was looking on eBay yesterday looking for a patch kit for one of my girls and noticed this unusual offering.
I'm not sure what to make of it............Is it "stuffable"?  I can imagine filling it up to the hilt, but the listing didn't mention  any openings.  It may be worth a try at only $10.60 with free shipping, and in case one of the girls deflates............

As they say, "any port in a storm."

Enjoy your Thanksgiving.

Massive Takata Airbag Recall

Why, in the 21st century do we have vehicles with airbags that can injure or kill people?
Is it really that hard to make a safe airbag?  I don't think so!

Video here

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Shazam - Happy 238th Anniversary, USMC

As Gomer Pyle would say, Surprise, surprise, surprise!

The link above appears to be dead, sorry for the 90 degree tilt:

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Christmas is coming!

......or should I say cumming.
I'm making my list, checking it twice
Of course, I'd rather be naughty than nice.

I found this and she would make a grand addition to my collection:

Fatty Patty Inflatable Jumbo Love Doll  $19.99

Reg. Price $29.99Her blood type is Ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron her pants in the driveway every morning! She's Fatty Patty and she's livin' large and in charge!  With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chinese phone book, she's so big she's got her own zip code! So take this jumbo babe home with you tonight (if you can carry her) Her 2 colossal love holes are begging for you to fill 'em up!  Air Pump not included

Now, in reality, she's not the lady in the photo on the box, and does she have 3 holes or just two.  Perhaps just 2 because the price has been reduced by 1/3.  If so, which holes?  That would make a difference, at least to me. I'll let the reader guess which hole I could live without!

I searched the web, and found a few images of the real Fatty Patty and she's EXCITING.  I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little FUDGE action!

She's fun when you are shopping:

She'll lay quietly by your side, waiting for you............

And even engage in a little lezzie action if you take her camping!!

And in the photo below, it appears she's a multi-cultural gal.  Watch out for that big sword.  Hopefully, it's not a deflating experience!!

If you're thinking of me and wondering what I'd like as a gift to celebrate the birth of Christ Jesus, this would have me LIVING LARGE, in more ways than one.