Creationism is not the alternative to Evolution - ignorance is.
John Stear, the "Web Bloke" from Australia, has been running a very interesting site:
No Answers in Genesis!
This site is quite a resource for people looking for more information on Darwinism, Evolution, Intelligent Design and all of the other associated issues. It's a site that is well worth taking the time to explore.
And in exploring it, found another exceptional section:
"Creationism is not the alternative to Evolution - ignorance is."
The author has a collection of responses to his Web site in the form of emails and posts to his Message Board and Guest Book, and he has presented them here with spelling and grammatical errors intact.
Here are just a few items from that often-hilarious collection:
- Hey dude, Can you please try to make yourself understood? Because NO NORMAL SMART MAN CAN BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, BUT ONLY APES....
- - hey man,you ain't gonna believe what i saw today.i saw a mannequins neck evolve into a head at walmart.plus a missing link was standing by some produce peeling his cell phone and trying to talk to his banana.you might think I'm crazy.but i see missing links all the time.one time i was riding on a space ship with Elvis and i spotted a Bigfoot watching nova through somebodies picture window.then i spotted him later at glamor shots getting an estimate.well,i guess i will see you later.i will check back when i spot more evolution miracles...........the joker.
- - i have concrete proof of God and his son Jesus i swear this is no joke i have shown all sorts of people from doctors-lawers-judges and average people on the street.the responses i get are fear,excitement,shock,joy and amazement. but never denial.my number is [phone number omitted]
- - If evolution was true then we would see animals with 6 legs. So much to the "truth" of EVILoution!
- - Dear Sirs Someday your knee will bow and your tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father. In the meantime, I'm sorry to hear that a monkey is your uncle.
- - You’re an idiot! Keep unproven Atheist evolution crap out of our schools anybody with half a brain can look around and see this didn't just evolve. The reason we have kids shooting up schools is because of crap like your web site being shoved down the throats of kids to push your liberal agenda.
- - John: Just a quick note to say I viewed your web site. You sir are a fool! That is God's words and I believe Him not you. To even begin to think otherwise is to forsake the God given intelegence bestowed on you. The sad part sir is that your knowledge has lead you to think you are wise but has blinded you. Someday sir your knee will bow to the Lord of the universe and you will recall all the times you forsook the truth. Repent! sir before it is too late!
- - You cannot tell a Jew that he comes from the monkeys. We have proved the world that there is a God who created the universe. I come from God and you may come from the monkeys. Jews don't take orders or teaching from Christians or Gentiles. Get it!
- - You're an idiot and one day you'll stand before the Living God and answer for your lies, if you want to believe you decended from slime, be my guest, just don't blame Christians when you're consigned to hell, good day.-
- this site will BUURRRRNNN IN THE PITS I WILL SEE TO IT THAT GOD WILL BURN IT!!!!
- - Sir: You are so arrogant & stupid I wonder how God permits your poison to be spread. You will be sorry on the day of judgment, I'm sure of that.
- - Aight listen up, I got some info for you very plain and simple. One you goin to hell!!! It does'nt matter if you believe it of not, two Evoloution is not a science it's a faith. And a very loosely misguided one at that! I can kill evoloution in one blow with this: the big bang theory states that all living things came from an explosion and one single molecule, where did that come from?
- - You ar e ALLL going to BURN!!!! Evolution is NOTHING but a way to deny GOD and HIS works. Evlutionists try to age the fosils by type of dirt, and the dirt by the type of fosils, so any fool can see THAT ALL YOU DO IS THINK IN CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!! AND our FATHERS were not APES ARE YOURS? GOD SAVES and apes skratch there asses. -
- Hey dork how do you explain a complex world such as this one elvoving out of nothing. What are the odds. Impossible. Mega dork liberal!-
- Praise the Lord God Almighty HOLY HOLY HOLY is the LORD!!!! PURE!!!! GOD IS PURE!!!! ABSOLUTELY PURE!!!!!!!!! HE WILL BLOW YOU MIND IF YOU LET HIM !!!!!! IT IS BETTER THAN ANY DRUG OR SEX THIS WORLD OFFERS. AND I'M NOT SPEAKING FROM LACK OF EXPERIENCE EITHER. I'm now SELIBATE THOUGH TALK ABOUT POWER PURE RAW POWER TERRORIZING POWER -
- Since your obviously aren't catching on very fast and you'll probably try to break down everything I say Ill make it as clear as possible. -CLAMS LIVE IN WATER -THEY DONT HAVE FEET. -THEY CANT CLIMB MOUNTAINS. -THEY CANT FLY EITHER. -WHEN THEY DIE THEIR MOUTHES OPEN UNLESS THEY ARE BURRIED ALIVE. -SO HOW DOES A CLAM GET TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN THEN DIE BY BIENG BARRIED? Since we are all generally intelligent people Ill leave the rest up to you. -
- Carl Sagan and Charles Darwin are both rotting in hell right now. Not trying to be rude, just telling the truth. peace.
What amazes is that there seems to be no middle ground, no points for open discussion with some of these people. It seems to be that they expect you to accept what is written in the Bible with blind and unquestioning faith, and if you don't, you're just going to "Burn in Hell"... period.
As noted before, these are just a few of the hundreds of comments and letters that John Stear has received on his site. And again, they can be found here.
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